Tuesday 8 September 2009

无题

首先,欢迎我们的副班长------------------------



















他就是彭俊斌了。或许你们不能从这张照片里看出他的本性,就把目光放在这张吧----------














对了,潇潇地就是他的本性了。我从小学就跟他同班了,可是在小学时,完全反映不出它的本性。在小学,她是个很静很乖的小胖仔,每年的模范生奖都给他扫完。所以你们去他家时,可以看到大大小小的奖杯放在他家的不懂那里一个地方。来到了中学,就从以前小学的小胖仔变成了现在的肥嗨。(阿斌,不要生气啊,哈哈。)从静静变到什么话都讲,从粗话HAM话都有。最为经典的还是他的黄色笑话,简直是谁与争锋。唯一没变的是他的身材和他的成绩,从小学的UPSR开始,到PMR和SPM都拿STRAIGHT As 所以讲他还是很够力的。
在爱情方面,他的择偶条件非常简单,只要是身材好的就OK了。所以我们班(5 INTELEK)的XXX和XXX都是他的心仪对象。到了现在FORM 6,她也开始在物色他的新对象了。可是,有点奇怪,他的taste变了很多,不过也是和身材有关。从XX大变到矮?????



















就是她。身高不到155(不确定),而且偶尔语出惊人。本人觉得他很可爱。哈哈。你以为阿斌这么好的条件没人要吗?错了。最近,发现我班班长,范美儿小姐的笔合挂了一个御手袋,图片为证-------------



















把它打开,里面装着三个东西,分别是 















健康必胜,学业必胜,和恋爱必胜。翻开后面,















健康必胜是空着的,学业必胜写着STPM 4 FLAT,最后,恋爱必胜里写着彭俊斌三个字。
















阿斌,特地写一个post给你知道美儿对你的心意,识do了啦。康联不会介意的,哈哈。阿斌,不要生气。哈哈。

15 comments:

  1. 首先,不得不送这个给你 o0o
    看完这篇文章不会不爽,只是很无奈== 跟你很熟啊,乱写人家……
    然后当然要澄清一下啦,我的择偶条件不会只是‘身材’,我才没有酱肤浅…… 美儿念你你不懂么?谁不懂我的名是你写下去的?38
    康联,julian才是你情敌,哈哈哈哈哈

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  2. 阿斌,我来讲句公道话啦...这篇文章所有的都是实话!!!不要再针对Julian liao...hahahahahahahahahaha

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  3. 啊斌要谈恋爱咯~~~
    想不到阿斌是美儿的菜...
    julian,你的字丑到我一看就懂“彭俊斌”三个是你写的...哈哈^^美儿酱含蓄,哪里会把心意写在酱的地方的..
    你们班好好玩...很怀念5intelek...T.T

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  4. Julian啊..下次记得练美你的字体先吧..一看就知道是谁写的了咯..哈哈
    你偷拍婷湘哦?为什么不放她口爱点的照片??

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  5. yess...啊斌真的很喜欢美儿...让我告诉大家我在班上发现的线索...那就是啊斌时常在上课时偷瞄美儿...oops...sorry phin...我就是那么诚实@@...哈哈

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  6. its ok phin..he just telling the truth..nothing wrong with that..lolz

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  7. yup yup yup...i was just telling the truth...i dont understand why mei er's writing became so ugly too...too bad...haha...ah phin...give this back for you...
    o0o
    and for ah yat, you can do all these things with your classmates too...
    yong wei,you are very honest...i like it...haha...
    teru...i dont have a cute ting tiang's photo...she doesnt let me take her photo...
    ah xuan...thanks for protecting me...this article is really wrote about the reality...
    ah phin...smile^^haha...

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  8. good~
    haha...ah phin jangan berpura-pura la...
    敢敢爱吧!
    haha...

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  9. haha...julian...my classmates nt funny+crazy enough like 5 intelek lor..bt my classmates al treat me vr gd,nt like u..haha^^jz kidding^^i miss those crazy moments wit 5 intelek...

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  10. ah yat...actually...i treat you badly...haha...you dont have a classmate that will always laugh at your hair or????haha...just kidding ar...

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  11. no lorr..they treat me so gd..wun laugh at me geh..i think onli 5 intelek guys dare 2 laugh at me onli lor..especially u lor..

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  12. yong wei, u are not telling the truth, i don't like mei er, the truth is that u don't know the truth...==
    julian chin, smile ur crab la o0o
    mata loh, 我不爱美儿,怎样爱?阴公……
    ah yat, ur classmate treat u good because they scared of u! hahahahahaha

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  13. julian...who will be the next idol?

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  14. ah phin, ya oh??
    不爱到最后也可以爱的。。。
    只要相信有奇迹~

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